There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

Larry David
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  2. I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.

  3. I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.

  4. Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.

  5. When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

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